10 Super Mario Memes That Prove Mario Is The Bad Guy

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10 Super Mario Memes That Prove Mario Is The Bad Guy

We all know Mario as a hero to the Mushroom Kingdom but these memes try to prove that he's actually a bad guy! is the family-friendly face of Nintendo. Beloved by all (except Bowser’s army), he’s known as the reliable, lovable hero of the Mushroom Kingdom, always available to save Princess Peach from certain disaster. But did you know that there is a certain rumor circulating the Internet that Mario might actually be the villain of the series? It could be possible that Nintendo has managed to pull the biggest prank on the gaming world ever - Bowser might actually be the good guy, trying to save Peach from ! Here are some memes proving this theory right. THEGAMER VIDEO OF THE DAY

Possession Vs Captured

This hilarious artwork by Canadian comic writer and artist Sam Logan (@samandfuzzy) features two of Nintendo’s most recognizable mascots using their abilities. inhale is, arguably, his signature move. This bottomless pit of a lovable puffball can take a deep breath and suck enemies and objects into his mouth like a vacuum. Kirby can then magically take on the special powers of enemy characters, known as . In a similar vein, Super Mario Odyssey introduces Cappy, a Bonneter from the Cap Kingdom. Cappy joins Mario to rescue his little sister, Tiara, after she is kidnapped by Bowser. If Mario throws Cappy at enemies, Cappy will possess them, which allows Mario to control them. The difference between Kirby and Mario’s abilities is that Kirby is shaped like a friend, meaning players are more likely to forgive Kirby for his crimes. The official Nintendo of America Twitter account points out that Kirby has ‘captured’ Mario, but it’s a matter of semantics, really.

Bowser Was Not A True Dragon

This Game of Thrones x Mario crossover is something gamers didn’t know they needed until now. This comic strip from DeviantArt artist Cherrysplice shows Mario throwing his nemesis to the lava without mercy. Fire cannot kill a dragon, but, as Mario harshly points out, Bowser ‘was not a true dragon’. The cold-hearted killer that is Mario has bested Bowser time and time again, but only the cruelest of protagonists could stand over someone’s agonizing pleas for help and ignore them. Even if Bowser ‘deserved’ it for ALLEGEDLY kidnapping Peach, what lawless land is the Mushroom Kingdom if Bowser doesn’t have a right to a fair trial?

Are we the bad guys

This comic panel shows the devastation that Mario leaves in his wake. Sure, players might find it fun to smash bricks and at the moment, but it’s important to consider the consequences the remaining Mushroom Kingdom citizens are left to deal with. Mario tears his way through the stages, destroying property and heartlessly murdering families, all in the pursuit of ‘fun’. Nobody knows how much Mario has cost the Mushroom Kingdom in damages, but let’s hope they have a good insurance policy to cover his crimes. To make matters worse, Mario and Nintendo have somehow convinced the Koopas and Goombas that they are the villains.

Mario Kart Madness

Luigi, the softer older brother in the family, has always been overshadowed by his brother, Mario. With such a kind heart, it’s no wonder Mario takes advantage of him at every opportunity he can. This tactical gameplay in is a tried and tested way to avoid the infamous Blue Shells, but it’s a new low to throw your sibling in its path. This dangerous driving isn’t even the first crime Mario has committed. Not only is his road rage a serious problem, but Mario also picks up coins that don’t belong to him and never turns them into the authorities. He also drives under the influence of illegal highs like mushrooms, which is certainly an issue Nintendo has never explored.

Yoshi Rage Comics

Yoshi is a beloved character in the Mario franchise, making his debut in Super Mario World after Mario frees him from an egg. Such a promising start to the friendship, but Mario couldn’t help but ruin everything with his villainous ways. With his useful flutter jump ability, Mario can make jumps with Yoshi that he wouldn’t be able to by himself. And what thanks does Yoshi get? Yoshi is used to gain extra height on a jump and sent falling to a certain demise. Mario just continues on his quest, never looking back to check on his new friend. Harsh.

The Penguin Plunder

The infamous penguin perils of Cool Cool Mountain just goes to show how villainous Mario truly is. In , players are sent on a mission to reunite a mother and her baby penguin, Tuxie. A surprisingly heartwarming mission for the frosty expanses of Cool Cool Mountain. The mother penguin begs Mario to help her find Tuxie. After all, Mario is the hero, right? Why wouldn’t he help her? After slipping and sliding up the mountain, Mario finds Tuxie and brings her all the way back down the mountainside. Overcome with gratitude, the mother penguin gives Mario a star for all his help. A family, reunited at last. But, of course, Mario can’t just let them be happy. He rips Tuxie away from her mother once more and dangles her off the perilous cliffs of Cool Cool Mountain. One last glance over his shoulder, to make sure the mother is watching, and Mario sends Tuxie to her death.

The Peach Conundrum

Mario games often follow the same story. So much so, it’s become a meme in its own right. Bowser captures Peach, Mario saves Peach. This back and forth, saving the damsel in distress, really proves that the Mushroom Kingdom should invest in security. However, some players have questioned just WHY it is so easy for Bowser to kidnap the Princess, over and over again? The answer - maybe Peach wants Bowser to find her. Maybe, just maybe, Bowser isn’t kidnapping Peach. Maybe he’s saving her from the real kidnapper - a certain plumber who really needs to learn to take ‘no’ for an answer.

Haunted house

This 1000iq take brings a darker side of things to the Mario world. Mario is responsible for the brutal murder of millions of Mushroom Kingdom residents, but because their bodies conveniently disappear, there’s no hope of bringing him to justice. These spooky levels are a staple of the Mario series; they are always haunted by copious numbers of Boos, whose wails can be heard echoing throughout. But Mario fears nothing, bar facing consequences for his crimes. He doesn’t hesitate as he kills for a second time. Worst of all, his crimes have implicated his sweet brother Luigi, who assists in tidying up the bodies.

Mario Party Ruins Friendships

This AskReddit thread asked people to share their worst tales of betrayal when playing . This answer from u/splendidfd tells the story of how Mario was responsible for yet another broken heart in his wake. The Chain Chomp Capsule is an item exclusive to Mario Party 5. Players can place it on a space on the board or use it on themselves to get 15 coins. But if they place it on the board, like /splendidfd did, they can steal a star for 30 coins if an opponent lands on it. Just like the Boo in previous , this can turn the tide of the game.

Self-Respect 0

Another meme that shows Mario brutally leaving Yoshi to certain death, this self-deprecating meme is highly relatable. Whilst betraying Yoshi is high on the list of Mario’s crimes, it’s not the first time people have considered that Mario might not be as clean as Nintendo wants you to believe. In 1981, , intent on saving his girlfriend from an angry ape. Seems fair. But, in the sequel released in 1982, Mario was anything but the hero. Donkey Kong Jr. had to save his dad from Mario’s evil clutches, who imprisoned DK in a cage.