Which Golden Corral Buffet Dish Are You?
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Posted on Jan 1, 2022Six Questions That Will Tell You Which Golden Corral Menu Item You Are
Time to man up and accept your destiny.
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Hey, you! Yeah, you. The avid foodie and high-brow person of culture who’s reading this.
Fox / Via giphy.com Want to figure out who you truly are? Want to show off your culinary prowess to the world? Want to finally make your father proud of you? Then come on down to the local Golden Corral!
Jonathan Weiss / Alamy Stock Photo That’s right, folks. Golden Corral. A shining Promised Land of gluttony. The pinnacle of American excess.
ZUMA Press Inc / Alamy Stock Photo This is Dave, the inventor of Golden Corral. He is very happy to see you today. He's eager to be your spirit guide on this Golden Corral journey. He's like your dad, except he's proud of you.
Ljubaphoto / Getty Images It’s time to find your place in this world, my lost and wandering friend. It’s time to discover which Golden Corral buffet item most embodies your rich and ebullient personality.
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