Weekend Tweets — 1/9/22
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I Want You To Sit Back And Enjoy These Hilarious 17 Tweets From This Weekend
"Any voice note over 60 seconds, you are now holding me hostage."
by Ryan Schocket StaffLink
Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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Callie Beusman @cal_beu one time I went to a support group for UFO abductees, just to see … there was one guy no one believed .. everyone else would be like “these blue men came for me” and the room would be like “so true bestie” but when that one guy said it they’d all roll their eyes 04:18 AM - 08 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @cal_beu 2.
sand worm @duneworm69 i don’t care if she’s “your girlfriend” she’s literally my mutual 07:33 AM - 07 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @duneworm69 3.
isa/MJW PROTECTOR @njhollandayaa 1MINUTE 04:52 PM - 08 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @njhollandayaa / Via HBO 4.
Blaise @blaiseseltzer Elmo threw the first rock at Stonewall and that rock was Rocco 02:54 AM - 08 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @blaiseseltzer 5.
dahyun the barbie @dahyunscalp gretas evil twin https://t.co/dt6BVfwZiY 08:48 PM - 07 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @dahyunscalp / Via The Sun 6.
helen @helen 06:03 PM - 07 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @helen 7.
caleb hearon @calebsaysthings the two types of workout fits are “sweats with a shirt i got in college” and “sex cyborg sent from the future to run and fuck” 05:30 PM - 07 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @calebsaysthings 8.
kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas was just walking my dog and passed by some guy who was actively getting blown. he had his girl crouching right there in the snow, just deepthroating on the sidewalk. then he stared at me like IM the weirdo 01:20 PM - 08 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @kristoferthomas 9.
America Is Musty @DragonflyJonez This guy is now the King Lord Emperor of the Universe of dad jokes. https://t.co/Tid3A9M48f 07:14 PM - 08 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @DragonflyJonez 10.
Ginny Hogan_ @ginnyhogan_ The fastest way to get a clean apartment is to start having regular sex 04:20 PM - 07 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ginnyhogan_ 11.
@ethernul u guys were makin fun of plankton for dating a computer screen now look at yall 06:13 PM - 08 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ethernul 12.
Nick Walker @nickw84 Gonna be hell when LinkedIn finds out about this tree. https://t.co/VElGB60dn2 10:30 AM - 08 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @nickw84 13.
Ben Leary @benlearyy we teach our spinach to shrink itself. to make itself smaller 06:15 PM - 07 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @benlearyy 14.
????????? @spinubzilla do u think when penguins slide on their bellies it’s like fun and thrilling for them or is it the equivalent of like us driving a car 06:20 AM - 08 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @spinubzilla 15.
fidel @shittakestime benadryl would be a beautiful name for a girl 12:08 AM - 08 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @shittakestime 16.
Jasmine @JasmineLWatkins Me after one week of 2022 03:15 AM - 08 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @JasmineLWatkins / Via ESPN 17.
Kevín @KevOnStage Any voice note over 60 seconds you are now holding me hostage. 04:20 PM - 08 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @KevOnStage Love reading tweets from the weekend? We've got plenty of those posts here!
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