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17 Hilarious Tweets From This Week

“‘You can come if you want’ is the most disrespectful invitation ever.”
by Ryan Schocket Staff
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Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.

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kira @kirawontmiss its funny as hell that vegans still drink water like bro that's a fish's house 07:43 PM - 17 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @kirawontmiss

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Princesa @PersnicketyK My brother on IG talmbout he came from nothin…bruh I’m bout to tell my mom 08:09 PM - 16 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @PersnicketyK

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Mary kate @__bosssbitch I’d survive scream bc i don’t answer the phone ever 02:39 PM - 17 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @__bosssbitch

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69 @wofai_xo *comes home from shopping* No one: Me: "OK I'll show you what I got" 03:43 PM - 17 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @wofai_xo

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° @abbarhyousouf "You can come If you want" Is the most disrespectful Invitation ever 03:32 PM - 17 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @abbarhyousouf

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joss ? @jiggyjosss phone so dry i don’t even charge it at night anymore 12:38 AM - 18 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @jiggyjosss

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? @jingalalahoho_ I be like “communication is key" then ignore everybody 09:06 PM - 16 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @jingalalahoho_

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DJ Kam Bennett @KameronBennett The original thot phone 01:57 AM - 17 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @KameronBennett

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Buitengebieden @buitengebieden_ Me every morning.. 06:14 PM - 17 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @buitengebieden_

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Dr. Ada-Rhodes Short ?? @The_Ada_Rhodes He knew too much 08:29 PM - 17 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @The_Ada_Rhodes

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maggie lalley @magslals Twitter is the least toxic social media app because everyone’s willing to admit how poorly they’re doing 04:01 AM - 06 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @magslals

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Mickey @mmiicckkkeeyyy My dumbass waving at a mf who wasn’t waving at me 01:50 PM - 17 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @mmiicckkkeeyyy

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glucose guardian angel @machecazzodicii Today is Betty Whites birthday. She didn't make it to 100... reminds me of how you never kept it 100 with me. Unfortunately i couldn't be your golden girl, but i thank you for being a friend. 05:57 PM - 17 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @machecazzodicii

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Shifty @TheWeeklyShift Tony hawk such a fire name bro was bound to do sum cool 06:14 PM - 17 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @TheWeeklyShift

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trash jones @jzux me when i have a bad day: i think i deserve a little treat me when i have a good day: i think i deserve a little treat 09:14 PM - 16 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @jzux

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Gilad Rom (,) @giladrom a dating app called unhinged and its just people from twitter 10:41 PM - 16 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @giladrom

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Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg no offense but if my friend was pushing me non stop to eat green eggs and ham i’d kick his fucking ass 12:39 AM - 18 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @https://twitter.com/ /status/1483237602832510977

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