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32 "Euphoria" High Tweets To Laugh At Because This School Is A Walking Violation
"Euphoria high school average ACT score is 12."

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Every Sunday, the internet goes haywire tweeting about Euphoria. Yes, about the plot, but equally about how bonkers the school they attend is.

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Like, aside from the fact that dress codes do not exist at this school, there's also the rampant drug use (both on and off campus), the lack of parental supervision, and the overall sense that all of these kids are on borrowed time.

HBO Like, sis, if you don't walk your ass over to algebra...
So, please enjoy these tweets about Euphoria High and how wild this school is...
...like how everyone dresses like they're on their way to a nightclub...
i’m falling rn @xxxngel the service dog at Euphoria High 04:21 PM - 22 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite tiktok.com / Via Twitter: @xxxngel
I love to get 2 on @ssourBB the cafeteria food at euphoria high https://t.co/8MHgdcySIT 05:45 PM - 12 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ssourBB
The Green Kasey @RawbertBeef High Euphoria high school school 08:09 PM - 19 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @RawbertBeef
goob @gabebergado he should be the principal of euphoria high school 05:02 PM - 10 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @gabebergado
S T R B O Y @BarbieTheeStar If I went to Euphoria high I would just be wondering why they kept letting Kali Uchis in every day https://t.co/aKdPnE26ao 09:32 PM - 03 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @BarbieTheeStar
zach silberberg @zachsilberberg just got expelled from euphoria high for wearing cargo shorts 03:13 AM - 24 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @zachsilberberg
...or how every. single. relationship. and. friendship. is toxic AF...
tia @cursedhive the euphoria high dating pool be like nate jacobs, nate jacobs, cal jacobs, crack 03:29 AM - 24 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @cursedhive
benevolent frances @francesformayor this is what the high school parties in euphoria look like https://t.co/O4gBiTR673 11:01 PM - 29 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @francesformayor
LJ @tobesoluna the most unbelievable part of euphoria is the insinuation that any dude in high school was eating pussy 03:09 AM - 17 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @tobesoluna
lyle @fenty_nihl the friendship bracelets in euphoria high: 04:37 PM - 20 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @fenty_nihl
i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan euphoria is what my parents thought all my white high school friends were up to 02:24 AM - 24 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @PallaviGunalan
...or the fact that they do my yearly salary's worth of drugs in class, during lunch, or on the bleachers...
jay @duofiIm rue walking to algebra after telling everyone shes just smoking weed #euphoria 03:28 AM - 24 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @duofiIm
Bob @tweetsbybob_ Euphoria High kids bringing their lunchbox to school 07:25 PM - 23 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite tylershields.com Twitter: @tweetsbybob_
Annie Tressler @tressler_annie The teachers’ lounge at Euphoria High School 04:34 AM - 14 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @tressler_annie
Niccoya @niccoyat I know the school newspaper at Euphoria high be having a wild ass time. 08:26 PM - 21 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @niccoyat
nokia @metrorazor the music teacher at euphoria high 05:44 PM - 22 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @metrorazor
it’s me sally darr @sallydarr euphoria high school students are doing coke when their heads are down during heads up 7-up 03:18 PM - 11 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @sallydarr
...and the reason why they're doing all these drugs is because CLEARLY their parents aren't monitoring how they spend their allowance money...
cay @koralinadean the way half of the problems in euphoria can be summarized to “where are the parents” 02:40 AM - 24 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @koralinadean
bioje @bioje4kt #Euphoria rues mom: rue is doing so good Rue: 06:00 AM - 24 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @bioje4kt
critical groove theory @karlogan_ “Your teacher called today.” -None of these kids parents in Euphoria 01:26 PM - 24 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @karlogan_
A-List Actor Dave McNamee @DaveMcNamee3000 parent teacher conference at Euphoria high 04:53 PM - 24 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @DaveMcNamee3000
da coach. @gisselgissel The only adults watching over Rue is us every week bc it ain't her mama #Euphoria 03:30 AM - 24 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @gisselgissel
...and, of course, the amount of learning that DOESN'T happen at Euphoria High:

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Ego Nwodim @eggy_boom You think they teach critical race theory at Euphoria High? 12:48 AM - 15 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @eggy_boom
eric curtin @dubstep4dads yessss just got my euphoria high school schedule 06:20 PM - 11 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @dubstep4dads
chunky fila @chunkyfila euphoria high school average ACT score is 12 08:19 PM - 10 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @chunkyfila
The Bravo Bitch @TheBravoB1tch The girls at Euphoria high in remedial algebra 06:17 PM - 09 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @TheBravoB1tch
jaxie @JAjueny I wonder what the graduation rate of Euphoria High is 04:35 AM - 11 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @JAjueny
(⊙ᴥ⊙) @PreOrgyJitters the library at Euphoria High: 01:53 AM - 23 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Simon & Schuster / Twitter: @PreOrgyJitters
Lucas P. Johnson @LucasPJohn @carterhambley Giving my valedictorian speech at Euphoria High because I handed in my homework once. 10:24 PM - 10 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @LucasPJohn
veet @vveetto do u think euphoria high went virtual during the pandemic 04:15 PM - 14 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @vveetto
32. In conclusion:
carey @ sundance @brokebackstan i think it’s funny that everyone is referring to the school as “euphoria high” bc they’ve literally never even told us what it’s called 07:26 PM - 13 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @brokebackstan
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