18 Pictures Of Kristen Stewart That Might Make You PregnantSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 25 Sept 2017 18 Pictures Of Kristen Stewart That Might Make You Pregnant I don't control the laws of physics. by Flo PerryBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 Let s start with this casual picture of her just sitting on the stage talking wisdom Lars Niki / Getty "I don't know how I spontaneously make people pregnant, I don't control physics," is probably what she's saying here. 2 Don t look at this picture without contraception – it s dangerous Pascal Le Segretain / Getty Images When her arms are exposed, the risk of accidental pregnancy goes up. 3 Oh man the little awkward smile – that s it you re pregnant Sorry Emma Mcintyre / Getty Images 4 Hold on to your ovaries because this is 2008 Kristen biting her lip Franco Origlia / Getty Images No one did bed hair like '00s K. Stew. 5 At first you re like 2009 mullet K Stew couldn t get me pregnant but then oops you ve conceived John Shearer / Getty Images Surprising but true. 6 Let s never forget this precious GIF of her forgetting she d cut all her hair off and trying to play with it Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF WorldMonitor.TV Oh yeah, and you will be pregnant after watching this. 7 Just in case you had miraculously avoided pregnancy up until this point here s another one of K Stew just rubbing her lil bald head Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF CBS The most fertile GIF ever. 8 If you look at this pic for long enough you can actually feel your eggs dropping Jamie Mccarthy / Getty Images 9 If you re at a good point in your career and you don t fancy having a baby break then avoid looking at this sultry GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Freedom Media 10 Rub your tummy here s Kristen doing boy drag Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Jenny Lewis / YouTube / Via youtube.com If you're trying for a baby right now, I recommend watching the whole music video, which has lots of K. Stew boy drag in it. 11 Don t forget to breathe – here s a picture of K Stew when she forgot to wear a shirt Dimitrios Kambouris / Getty Images *pregnifies* 12 Have this GIF as a present A baby shower present Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Rolling Stone 13 Here s K Stew making a cute little face that will probably just make you ovulate a lil Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Cinema Canal 14 Only K Stew can make you pregnant when she s being a dork and then make you pregnant again when she s pole dancing Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF TheRollingStonesVEVO / YouTube / Via youtube.com 15 Look at her happy lil face Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Chanel / YouTube / Via youtube.com Oops, you're with child. 16 She likes cats you probably like cats – this could work right Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF irmandaderobsten / Blogspot / Via irmandaderobsten.blogspot.co.uk 17 Surprise You ve been pregnant for like seven years because that s when K Stew said her first crush was Natalie Portman heygirlitiskstew / Tumblr / Via heygirlitiskstew.tumblr.com 18 If you re on the pill and the implant and you re a person without a womb so you re still not pregnant WELL SORRY because after this GIF you will be Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC Watch the whole monologue again – go on, treat yourself. Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.