18 British Tweets That Made Me Laugh Out Loud This WeekSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 30 Dec 2019 18 British Tweets That Made Me Laugh Out Loud This Week "Among many contenders, the most embarrassing thing we do as English people is pronounce croissant: kwasong.” by Hanifah RahmanBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 The Flood Defence @TheFloodDefence Wearing a beret in London: Nobody cares Wearing a beret in Sunderland: Somebody yelled out of a car 'bonjour!' 07:17 PM - 26 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 Ross Sayers @Sayers33 A year ago my girlfriend lost her favourite necklace. She was running for a taxi & it snapped & went down a drain. Little did she know I contacted the council & asked them to search the drain. So...this Xmas I presented her a Topshop voucher cause the Council told me to fuck off. 02:09 PM - 26 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 A7 @Timmy_turner9 British people and their ability to turn every noun into an insult by prefaceing it with the word "absolute" is phenomenal 06:11 PM - 22 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 Imogen West-Knights @ImogenWK among many contenders, the most embarrassing thing we do as english people is pronounce croissant: “kwasong” 10:34 PM - 17 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5 Harry @wroetoshaw Gave my Dad Mr Bean cut out for Christmas and he’s been moving it around the house to scare my Mum 07:12 PM - 25 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6 Maddie Campion @diaryofamaddie Mad that a few years ago if you turned on the tv any time day or night it’d be showing My Name Is Earl and then one day it stopped and no one has mentioned My Name Is Earl since 11:04 AM - 28 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 Julie Owen Moylan @JulieOwenMoylan Life was genuinely better when I still believed the University Challenge teams sat on top of each other. 09:32 PM - 13 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 Dan @dxnielandrew_ I. FORGOT. I. FORGOT. 03:26 PM - 25 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 mindflakes @mindflakes Not only do I have a favourite frying pan, I also have a least favourite frying pan, which I consider my nemesis 01:46 PM - 28 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10 Rachel McGrath @RachelMcGrath Sorry but this has finished me - are they expecting her to look like Peppa Pig??????? I'm done, done I tell you 03:18 PM - 23 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11 Fila Fail @FionaHylandxx How anyone enjoys going to the pub on Christmas Eve is beyond me. It’s basically a room full of your Suggested Friends on Facebook 04:21 PM - 20 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 Twitter: @Beetrootrabbit / Via Twitter: @beetrootrabbit 13 andy @gothicdogsclub I’d just like everyone to know that one of my pals thinks “what a sad little life Jane” is a quote from Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë and not from the greatest ever ending to come dine with me 12:13 PM - 27 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14 David Mitchell @RealDMitchell I’m not convinced my new toaster can quite deliver everything it promises. 09:10 PM - 27 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 beth mccoll @imteddybless what are some of your favourite running family jokes? in my family whenever we see some hideous rag or minging bit of fabric or whatever we say “that’s mum’s wedding dress”. my mum didn’t have an ugly wedding dress or anything. we just say it. funny 05:27 PM - 22 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16 J @JoshuaLSpeers Me returning back to the family home on Christmas Eve after spending 10 hours day drinking with my mates at the local 09:57 AM - 24 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17 trouteyes @trouteyes BOOM. Fuck you pal . I AM Christmas 07:21 PM - 22 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18 Jono @jonoread We've only just celebrated Jesus being born and the Coop are ready to mark his death 11:02 PM - 28 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.