Marvel 30 Hilarious Infinity War Memes That We d Collect The Infinity Stones For

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Marvel 30 Hilarious Infinity War Memes That We d Collect The Infinity Stones For

Avengers: Infinity War was an amazing and emotionally charged film but the memes it inspired are even better! One of the major attributes of the more recent Marvel films is that they've had some amazing laughs in them. The stories are getting better and the characters are finally starting to have lines of dialog that feel as if they are from the real world. A great action film is always going to be bolstered by great laughs. They not only break from the tension, but they add a depth to the world that's being built. These heroes have personalities outside of their responsibilities of saving the planet. The other great thing about the more recent Marvel films is that they are making so much money and being seen by so many people that they're ingrained into our civilization. So much so that they are paving the way for cultural references to define the zeitgeist otherwise known as memes. The amazing memes give us a reason to get out of bed in the morning. Or at least to reach from our bed to grab our cell phones and laptops so we can enjoy the darkness of the internet. All the greatness of memes and internet aside, there is one thing we can all also agree on: Thanos is so strong that he may have spawned a generation of internet meme jokes that'll last the next couple years. All with the snap of his fingers. Spoilers ahead. But not really because you should have seen the film by now. THEGAMER VIDEO OF THE DAY

A True Thriller

via: thechive.com The best part about this meme is that we wish really that Michael Jackson was a fan of Marvel so much so that he went on stage with the glove that matched the Infinity Gauntlet. He would have been able to reach an entirely new demographic of listeners. Imagine all the comic book nerds out there who aren't really big fans of hip hip find out that MJ is walking around on stage with a glove that looks like the Infinity Gauntlet. Also that MJ is a huge fan of the comics themselves. They would totally fall in love with the King of Pop for his newfound awesomeness. With all the money that goes into these pop stars and their overproduced music, it'd be nice to find out that they are all just humans like us who spend nights eating ice cream and reading comics. It'd humanize them in a way that would add a softness to their lives and their ability to reach new viewers. We'd also then know how MJ had all of those sick dance moves and great song skills. It'd be because he is the most powerful being on Earth and has access to all of these cosmic gems that happen to be some of the most powerful forms of raw energy in existence. Moonwalking was actually learned while on the moon. Makes more sense that way.

Nothing Under This Hat

via: pinterest.com There had to be a reason that Thanos was traveling to Earth besides just having a hunch. He had to have known that there was someone there, like Vision, that was the physical embodiment of the stone. Thanos must have been impressed and a little curious as to what this guy was like and how he was able to live with one of the most powerful items in the universe lodged in his head. But maybe Thanos didn't know about that last part, so if Vision had only worn a hat and went about his normal(not really normal) life, Thanos may have never even found the stone. All that being said, for anyone who's seen the movie knows that this technique was never even explored. There has to have been someone somewhere who thought of this in the Marvel Universe and was probably laughed out of the room. But after Thanos gets the Stone, they might have regretted not trying every single possible trick seeing how Thanos won anyway. Someone had to have been holding a hat in a mirror to cover up a pimple or something and realized that hats conceal things on people's heads all of the time. Just like that lady in America who had a conjoined twin attached to her head and kept it secret for years.

His Papa s Name Was Ego

via: imgflip.com The real question is how did the Celestial known as Ego get the name Ego? Because that sounds and seems like a Latin-based word that is actually an English language word. Was the name Ego what he gave himself in the beginning, or did he have to make the name up? And if he did make the name up, then was it the basis for the word ego that we use in our daily language to describe someone's opinion of themselves. Perhaps we will find out this information for sure one day. The name sort of works for this meme joke because of the whole section of the film where Tony Stark asks someone about what Thanos's name is. But really they're just asking what Starlord's dad's name is to get some reference on how idiotic Quill is acting. For everyone who's actually seen the movie, this sort of fits because it's Starlord's fault that Thanos even gets away in the first place. And we can chalk that up to Starlord's ego. Rather than help out and get the gauntlet off of Thanos's hand, Quill starts pistol whipping Thanos in the face and totally dooms half of the universe. If only he'd put his ego away for a minute then maybe the movie wouldn't need a sequel. But then again, we all want the sequel.

The Same But Different

via: youtube,,com This isn't really fair to Thanos and Marvel because it happens to be a very prominent villain pose. You know, the whole holding the hand up in a menacing pose that slowly clenches into a fist. Straight out of the fascist political handbook. The clenching of the villain's fist has everything to do with pounding a podium and screaming at your followers and almost nothing to do with cracking their knuckles. Which is exactly what happens to people with crazy air-pocket knuckles when they close their fist. There is a lot of similarities between Thanos and Darkseid but with the Infinity Gauntlet, Darkseid is no more a threat to Thanos than Hulk is. And we all remember how that turned out. Hulk baby frightenedness. But we all remember back in the day when homework was due and we had spent all night playing video games with only our names filled out on the worksheet or something like that. One of our friends whose parents made them do their homework immediately after school always came in clutch. But there was the rule that you had to change it up enough so it wouldn't be so easily caught as cheating. Some of us at TheGamer would simply never do the homework and quickly scribble it down during the class period before it was due. And while the teacher was going over that homework that you just finished, you would have to do the next periods homework. It's called strategy and it works.

Thanos Simpson

via: reddit.com What would it take for there to be an actual infinity donut out there? Like a donut that would never ever stop existing no matter how fast you bit it, it would simply just continue to regenerate. Sort of like the powers of the infinity gauntlet except for the focus of the celestial powers would be in the form of a never-ending donut that if moved in a certain way could also erase the entire universe if the holder wanted it to. That's another interesting concept about our theoretical Infinity Donut. What if multiple people were eating it at once? Then basically, if the use and eating of this pastry are managed carefully, this could end the hunger of thousands of people. So the Infinity Donut would work like this: One person would hold it in their hand while hundreds would line up per hour and get their bites one after the other with the intent of eating up to 99% of the donut per turn. Under the assumption that by eating less than 100% of the donut each or any turn would give it a fraction to regenerate from for the next person in line or until the biter is finished. Also assuming that the donut regenerates immediately as some sort of magical ability. Unless it took a long time to regenerate then that would ruin it.

Don t Spoil The Story

via: imgur.com This actually is a bit of a spoiler, but only for people who are extremely versed in the Marvel Comic universe. Or if they're like some of the people who spend hours at random reading about different character's specific wiki pages. And no, we're not talking about actual Wikipedia. We're talking about Marvelpedia or Halopedia. The websites that are written specifically for the game itself by fans are the best sources of information because it's not always correct and is often exactly what you needed, real or not. But speaking of spoilers, knowing that Dr. Strange looks into the multiple futures to decide which one is best so that they can defeat Thanos is sort of ruining the ending for him. See, Dr. Strange knows how it's going to end and he's a super special time wizard. So not only is this meme a spoiler for anyone who hasn't seen the movie yet but it's also a life spoiler for what Dr. Strange has going on in his future. But don't you think that spoilers sort of variation in what movie they are in? Think about it. If you spoil an Adam Sandler movie for someone, you can totally still enjoy it. But if you were to tell every single joke in the movie that would be a spoiler rather than just ruining the ending. But if you ruined the ending to Infinity War than some people would just never go see it. Point is, don't ruin films for people.

Am I Pretty

via: membase.com When you're someone as complicated and important as Thanos, the chances are that not too many beings out in the universe can really act as your equal. Being Thanos you probably aren't spending a lot of time divulging your feelings to others and not really opening up for a few dish sessions with the boys. As a mad Titan whose goal is to literally end half of everything that exists in the universe, you're stuck in a sort of position of loneliness where all you can truly focus on is your career goals. Thanos's career goals are to collect all the infinity gems and when he finally gets a couple, he wants to show them off, Just like in this picture here. Thanos actually may have a sensitive side to him but only in a way the reflects his feelings for the infinity stones. Which is, in fact, a deep motherly love that can only be accomplished by the sacred bond of blood. Except the only thing Thanos really did to start collecting the infinity stones was to have the will to change the universe. And what most people don't realize is that the power gem was on Xandar by the end of Guardians Vol. 1. So basically, they skipped over him taking it and probably annihilating an entire planet's military before even getting his full power. Who knows what kind of mental instability that amount of power brings on.

I Don t Feel So Good

via: pinterest.com This is what we are talking about as Thanos being such a great character that his actions in the movie have and will continue to spark tons of memes and cultural references. People or characters or even fun items fading away. We're not sure but we think that if there hasn't been a Toys R Us fading away meme made then maybe someone should go ahead and do it. Would be pretty sweet timing considering the massive failure and bankruptcy of the store with the release of the latest Avengers film. SpongeBob has been canceled, so maybe that's what this image suggests. And we wonder what Squidward, full name Squidward Tentacles, would think about SpongeBob turning into space dust and no longer absorbing the oxygen-rich water anymore. They say they don't feel so good and then they literally turn to ash. It's got to be some sort of radiation power that has that ability to do such immense damage. We feel like the true power of the gauntlet is not yet realized. Like, it probably is way more powerful than just having a half of the universe limit. And how did Thanos control who got wiped out? What were the criteria for those who lost? The ones who were ended into dust.

Thanos For The Win

via: imgflip.com If we were Thanos, we would be anxious to show everyone what we are made of. We'd be so excited to start searching the cosmos for our super gems of destruction that we'd be chomping at the bit. There's no way we'd be happy to just wait around as movie after movie is continually made and we're not in it. All this talk of teamwork and friendship gets tossed out when Thanos shows up anyway so we're starved for the adversity. Yeah, these heroes can have their civil war and stuff but the truth is, it's all about Thanos. We know it, Loki knows it, Thanos definitely knows it, and deep down even Tony Stark knows it. Even though all the superheroes are super handsome actors who are worth millions of dollars, it might be hard for them to realize that Thanos is the better character. He brings more to the table than any other character and could easily be seen as responsible for creating the Avengers themselves. After all, Thanos was the guy who took it upon himself to attack Earth and bring all of these super friends together. He's sort of the best guy ever for making all these billions of dollars possible. The revenue alone for these films is absolutely ridiculous. Where is the bandwagon and how do we jump on it.

Drop That Salt Homie

via: dorkly.com We imagine that Thanos will spend his retirement taking photos and signing book deals for his humanitarian work across the universe. Making sure that no city went without power, no child without food or water. But that's because he freed up entire populations of their competition for resources. That was the goal, right? To just wipe out enough people to set population numbers down to a more manageable amount. Not real calculations necessary, just 50% right off the bat for safety. Also, when will the rest of the universe who had never even heard of Thanos find out what happened. That would be pretty weird to have a cataclysmic event be unanswered. Anyway, during all of Thanos's fame, we imagine he will have to do the salt toss with the infinity gems for professional photographs. Actually, that sounds pretty dumb. Who knows what Thanos really plans to do after his retirement with the gems at his disposal. When you think about it, with the gems all at his command, Thanos is sort of a God. Not to mention he did alter the entire universe. That's definitely God status. Maybe him just relaxing looking at the sun setting in a grateful universe is all he really wants. One could even say that even though he's ruthless, he's doing it all for what he believes to be the greater good. Maybe one day we'll be able to thank Thanos.

They re Not Really Gone

via: pinterest.com This sort of ruined the end of the movie for me. There is just no way that these characters aren't going to come back to life somehow since there is too much information already out on the internet. And are we really supposed to believe that Black Panther isn't going to get a sequel? It's one of the most iconic films in recent history. Now, whoever doesn't make it through the next Avengers film, I'm going to believe is gone for good. But don't let this meme get you down. All the negativity we all feel after watching Infinity War is simply because we haven't gotten the full story yet. Believe it or not, with knowing that these characters can't truly perish, what's to come next is sure to be awesome. But the problem is we have to wait. It's not like a trilogy, A two-parter means it's one story that takes over five hours to tell. But Infinity War didn't even end in a cliffhanger. If you take this meme out of consideration. Thanos got what he wanted and the Avengers got wrecked. If they never came out with another Avenger's film until like two generations after Thanos. That's the darkness we want. As long as Thor's alive, we're good.

Definitely The Highest Grossing

via: imgflip.com The skepticism of whether this film is marked as the possible worst or possible greatest is because we know there is a second film coming out. A second final part. Once we get the full story we'll be able to judge the film in its entirety. But what some of you may have picked up on when watching the film is that if you look at it from a certain perspective. Thanos is the good guy. We all sort of take the side of Earth's heroes since we happen to be from Earth. It's sort of like rooting for the home team. But in the classic journey of the hero (Thanos), he is on a mission and has to fight his way to get it. Thanos is the protagonist. They made a superhero movie where the villain was so great that it was basically all about him. Anyone who thinks this one is the worst films of the series is certain to be wrong. At the very least these films are an achievement to the amount of high-quality work being done by the thousands of employees from the Director and Actors down to the multiple digital artists who pump out that legit CGI.

A Very Angry Grape

via: quirkybyte.com If you've seen this film, then you already know the answer to this slight riddle of a meme. Not the part about whether or not Thanos is actually a very angry grape or not. But about who wins. I think most people realized going into this film that Thanos was going to mop up the floor with the heroes. Also, are all of those people really considered to be Earth's Mightiest heroes? And what did these people think when they saw Rocket Raccoon, Gamora, and Groot. Especially Groot. Think about it. Groot is much more frightening than a green lady who still looks like a human and a Raccoon friend. Now both are weird. But not as weird or disturbing as a giant tree thing that is somewhere in adolescence and one of the strongest things around town. Not to mention Nebula and Drax. Thought still humanoid and very passable as humans, they're still aliens. We guess the real question is how much has Earth learned since the first time Thor has shown up? Is it common knowledge that there are aliens and mystical beings in outer space that visit Earth whenever they want? Either way, whether Earth knows about their heroes who aren't even from Earth is irrelevant. The win has already gone to the Angry Grape.

DC Wishes They Had Great Films

via: cheezburger.com Based on the bad press surrounding DC Films, it would make sense that the Mighty Superman would be devastated when shown how Marvel is still slaying it at the box office in so many ways with so many different installments. Superman is great and all and he will always be a cultural significant character due to his strengths and early arrival in American culture. But lately, his movies just aren't as awesome as the Marvel films. We are talking about the highest grossing films series ever by a margin of almost 7 billion dollars. That would make any superhero fall flat on his face. Especially if he's watching the new trailer with his girlfriend or something and she knows nothing about comics and asks why he isn't in the movie. An argument would start and Superman would be forced to share his insecurities and doubt pertaining to the mediocrity of the DC films he takes part in. Not that the films aren't entertaining, it's that the DC films seem like they are constantly being rushed as a way to compete with the Marvel juggernaut out there. We love the genre that's been created in superhero movies, but all we really want is quality, not quantity. So once DC figures that out, we can have more movies like Watchmen and The Dark Knight.

The Transformation Is Nearly Complete

via: animatedtimes.com Coming from a group of people, gamers, who have excessive beards, this is a great meme. Gamers are so lazy that even the female gamers have beards. Except they're into a beard per say. The lady gamer beard is what happens when a gamer chick has been gaming so hard that the soda and junk food she rapidly shoves into her mouth doesn't always make it and it begins to accumulate around her mouth. Eventually, with all the sugar and whatnot now bound to the skin around the mouth, the accruing amounts form into a sort of chin helmet. After the chin helmet connects to the side urns then the bacteria involved on the microscopic level would then have a line right to the hair and thus a completely circular habitat. They'd be able to spread their beard life to hair life and create an entire society. This type of beard couldn't be shaved off easier. We're imagining you would need a crowbar or some sort of electric saw. Or fire. Probably just fire. Something to look forward is that Chewbacca may be showing up in the next Marvel film that Bucky happens to be in. maybe even Han Solo will show up and someone will get o find out they are a Jedi on top of being an Avenger. That'd be a sweet teammate. A Jedi Avenger.

Skin Color Doesn t Matter

via: memecenter.com The thing about Thanos's skin color is that he's probably someone who absorbs rays from different suns in different ways. This is a guy traveling the cosmos looking for the most powerful items. He probably has vacationed on some planets with really different suns that offer really different tans. Open up your minds a bit and realize that when you're chilling around a purple sun that you might end up with some purple skin. And then when you don't have the chance to vacation as much, and you're stuck in the ship all the time, you might pale up and turn back into the pinkish color that we saw in the movie. Maybe Thanos is like one of those octopus's that changes colors based on the moods that it's in. Thanos in pink might be his happy color. But then that wouldn't really make sense for when he ended Gamorra. Because he cried and really didn't change color at all. Some people may be looking at this meme with the idea that Marvel is screwing things up and not paying attention to what they're doing. But there is just no way that's the case. And leave Thanos alone. What do you people think you're doing judging him over his looks and shaming him based on the skin color. That's racist. You're all being racist against Thanos.

Best I Can Do Is Half

via: memevil.com If their chins were a little different this would be perfect. Think about it. The guys from the pawn show need to have a much stronger chin to pass as Thanos. Like, really people, we need to get out of the habit of comparing all bald people to other famous bald people. It's not really fair or creative. What are we just going to embarrass all the hairless humans and throw them into a category that disgusts us all? Just a lineup of shaved pates and burnt skin. Plus Rick from Pawn Stars is such a jerk sometimes, we feel like Thanos is a much nicer guy than everyone makes him out to be. After all, he is trying his best to save the universe from a collapse in the future. It's sort of like if Germany had won the war. In a few hundred years, everyone would talk greatly about him and praise what he did for Germany and the world. They'd lie a bit and make it seem like he made some tough choices back in the 1940s and that he was a hero. Just think about how we justify the actions of our American heroes. George Washington and Thomas Jefferson both owned slaves. But we still see them on our money. It would only take a few changes to the history books and the silence of the older generations. There will be a day where everyone will worship Thanos as a God-Friend.

You Need To Wash Your Hands

via: imgflip.com Steve Rogers is a pretty tough guy, but when it comes to people who have smelly fingers because they don't use soap, he's a weakling. Some people out there really enjoy the smell of their own fingers, and we think Thanos is one of them. He's probably one of those Titans who is so self-absorbed that the only true way to please himself is by absorbing his own essence through one of the main five senses. Also, there has to be a scenario where Thanos doesn't want to even take the gauntlet off because he is worried about someone stealing it. So that would mean that he really can't wash his hands at all, ever. Not really fair to him but he decided that controlling the entire universe was totally worth having a dirty hand. Unless he did something where he went to a special planet where he was protected and could fully wash himself. But after a while, someone would definitely catch on and take it from him. We can't imagine what would happen if someone snuck up on Thanos and took his Infinity Gauntlet. Whoever did it would not deserve all that power and would almost certainly make a mistake in the handling of it. Maybe even so much of a mistake that Thanos would realize that he should stop meddling in the affairs of Earth and whatnot.

It s Called Balance

via: imgflip.com When you take a look at Thanos's smile, it sort of fills you with a warm sensation of happiness and joy. What a handsome Titan. If I were into Titans I would totally take Thanos out on a date. Especially with his reality warping powers, who knows what fun we could have. It might get a little hairy that he wants to hurt and vaporize a bunch of people and stuff, but all relationships have problems and all relationships demand compromise. Now, the evil Patrick section of this meme. We already know that SpongeBob would be vaporized as part of the universe being cut in half thing. So that would mean that Patrick is now the spiritual ruler of Bikini Bottom. He might even become an ambassador to Thanos who, every now and then, gets to wear the gauntlet for some fun around town. Patrick definitely made the right decision by dressing up like Thanos and scarring his chin to look more like the Mad Titan. Steve Rogers is about to get his dreams destroyed and he's totally about to lose his boyfriend Bucky Barnes to a classic Thanos universe-splitting finger snap. It's worth it to have a smile on Thanos' face when he gets what he wants. How often does a guy like that even get to smile? Probably like once every hundred years.

They Weren t Invited

via: reddit.com We can't help but think that if any of these people decide to help out the Avengers that they wouldn't have made a single difference. Thanos was just too strong and he had way too much ambition to make sure that his plan went through without a hiccup. It would have been nice to see Jessica Jones show up and fall in love with the Hulk or something to make Luke Cage jealous. They could have used the strength and maybe after half of them got wiped out they would have had some openings on the team for everything to go back to normal. We all hope that Iron Fist got vaporized though. We would like that power to go to another person so that we no longer have to deal with that actor. Yeah, we said it. The guy who plays Iron Fist a little bit tough to deal with. He's a hard pill to swallow. Especially when he's constantly letting everyone he meets know that he is the Immortal Iron Fist. We'd all get to laugh in his face as he said "I don't feel good" and slowly got turned into dust. But the real question is that Jeremey Renner wasn't in the film. Even though he is arguably the weakest of the Avengers and has no superpowers, he may have been able to help. He seems to be the only mortal in the crew with any morality. The other guys have an intense feeling inside them that makes them jerks. Don't believe us, just look at Stark.