The 22 Most Batshit Insane Things That Have Happened In The Highlands
The 22 Most Batshit Insane Things That Have Happened In The HighlandsSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 9 Feb 2017 <h1>The 22 Most Batshit Insane Things That Have Happened In The Highlands</h1> Want to see blemish-free nuts, or a big plastic willy? Come to the Scottish Highlands. by Hilary MitchellBuzzFeed ContributorFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink <h2> 1 This sighting of a deeply pissed-off stag </h2> Twitter: @ultrabrilliant "Fuck you." – This deer. <h2> 2 This elderly woman who was spotted wheeling a 4ft penis around Inverness in her trolley </h2> unilad.co.uk And why not? <h2> 3 This unlucky sign placement </h2> Twitter: @SaltireComics "Yeah, I want to go on an adventure. But I don't want it to be exciting." "Hold on I've got just the thing." <h2> 4 This snack served up in an Oban guest house </h2> Twitter: @stephkerr It's probably best to ask for "cheese and crackers" next time. <h2> 5 This er thing </h2> Twitter: @morag_lindsay "Do you have any hobbies?" "Yes I knit novelty Frozen condoms for bollards." <h2> 6 This disturbing battle in Inverness </h2> Facebook: angrypeopleinlocalnewspapers What the fuck is a Pokeman? And why does it hate dolphins? <h2> 7 This unfortunately-worded advert </h2> imgur.com <h2> 8 This diversion on Jura </h2> imgur.com Urgh how inconvenient. <h2> 9 And this Highland traffic jam </h2> imgur.com First the diversion, now this. <h2> 10 This truly batshit advert </h2> Twitter: @megan_meldrum17 Twitter: @megan_meldrum17 "There are no blemishes on my nut." Good to know. <h2> 11 This impractical suggestion </h2> Imgur.com <h2> 12 This baffling meltdown </h2> metro.co.uk ??? <h2> 13 Tom who has built a 62-ton whale-shaped boat called Moby on the shores of Loch Nevis </h2> Twitter: @theroddyscott Twitter: @LaneByPost As you do. <h2> 14 This disturbing discovery </h2> Twitter: @pat869 Pat clearly deserves a raise. <h2> 15 This sweet but badly-thought-out proposal </h2> imgur.com "''Ewe will marry me Emma'. That seems a bit presumptuous." "Soz they're supposed to be in a different order." <h2> 16 This warning spotted in the West Highlands </h2> View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @hazzawalk Canada has bears, Australia has sharks...we have weregoats. <h2> 17 This disgruntled pub owner in Inverness </h2> imgur.com Who clearly likes their pub to smell like garbage and ash. <h2> 18 These men who are too sexy for their kilts </h2> unilad.co.uk So sexy it hurts. <h2> 19 This incredibly vague sign </h2> imgur.com ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ <h2> 20 This bizarre hay bale sculpture </h2> Twitter: @GoNordicCruises "What do wheels look like, Tam?" "Sushi." <h2> 21 This selfie taken on the West Highland Way </h2> imgur.com Yes, those are all midges. Fuckkkkk. *Crosses Scottish Highlands off bucket list.* <h2> 22 And this salty news report about Kanye West </h2> Twitter: @TownsendMark Highlanders aren't impressed by celebrities. They're impressed by whale boats, angry stags, and old ladies carrying big willies. <h2>Share This Article</h2>Facebook PinterestTwitterMailLink <h2>BuzzFeed Daily</h2>Keep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.